For your consideration, new EMS terms and phrases that I have encountered in the past few weeks.
***Disclaimer*** If you are easily offended, lighten up and do not read this post.
You might be a diabetic if...
You wake up surrounded by at least 2 strange people in matching uniforms.
You automatically spit out the phrase "I'm not paying for this"
have uttered the phrase "Not again" after intravenous D50% has been delivered.
Methasaurus Rex - An extremely large, agitated, and ultimately dangerous meth addict that wants to do bodily harm to you and anyone else within arms reach.
*Note: They can still see you even if you are standing still.
Decaf = blasphemy! - Based on a conversation I had with a friend about the pros and con of going without your cup of Joe for the day or trying to pass the counterfeit as the real thing. The next question is, should it be looked at as blasphemy or for those, much like myself who are apparently sensitive to the vasoactive effects of caffeine, as cardio protective. You know...the same way a beta block is, but without the decreased libido.
Just a few thoughts for now. Thankfully the summer semester is winding down and I will be able to work on a few more stories.
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